Jordana Kalenchuk

Jordana Kalenchuk is one of the most knowledgeable female sports writers I and you will ever meet.

Not only is this awesome girl a hockey freak, but she also has the grit of a pirate.

Enjoy and try not to let it influence your home life as you look upon your better half and wish she was more like Jordana.

Bio

Born and raised in the Ukrainian part of Edmonton. Graduated 1 year ago from Vancouver Film school and upon graduating, formed a Sketch Comedy troupe the "Sketchy Sluts" consisting of woman only, based here in Vancouver. I am also a singer on the side and in an unknown, underground band with no songs yet... but, a catchy name "imaginary craziness"

I have watched hockey and lived for it for a while now, and it's kinda one of those things I like to know everything about and then judge it and tell people what they think is wrong, even if I believe they are right. Hockey is like Sienfeld, it's nothing more then putting a puck into a net, but as nothing is going on, everything is going on, and I guess what is created out of something so simple really intruiges me.

Articles by Jordana Kalenchuk

Predictions: Montreal Canadians
The fans of the Montreal Canadians usually have their panties and underwear in knots since the franchise has a lot to live up to. Unlike their failures of an enemy, the Maple Leafs, the Canadians have a legacy of many cups and good battles behind the... continue

Predictions for the Canadian teams
The Toronto Maple Leafs I will start off with the Maple Leafs since they are the most predictable. OK, so, this team has been rebuilding since the 60’s and making false promises since the 70’s, hmm… they must ... continue

Prairie Time Is Over
Raffi Torres and Jarret Stoll were once coined as the “Young Guns” in a rebuilding Edmonton Oiler team, but after they forgot to load all season, their sniper license was revoked by K-Lowe and the boys were shipped out to a different batt... continue

Hockey, Summer addition
Besides the time off, and the leisurely golf, the players who play 8 months in Edmonton, get a break from that town for a couple of months, the hockey wives have 3 months worry free (and 3 months to trap their husbands for good) – I mean baby mak... continue

The Jets, the Nordiques, and lets’ give Saskatchewan a team
OK, so what is up with the NHL having more Hockey teams in the US as oppose to Canada? Like, what is truly up? (Besides the obvious reason of “power and money”) But really. An ex Chicago Blackhawks player once told me that the reason why ... continue

Get young or go home
“You were so good in 1994.” Trevor Linden finally retires and no one has anything else to say except “Do you remember how good he was 14 years ago? Wow, we are losing a great player today. Ummm...the Canucks aren’t that great ... continue

Toronto Maple leafs–Home Edition
Whether or not they get this GM or that coach or this player or that goalie, Toronto will never be a top 5 team. Why? Because they don’t need to be. The players know this going in to the Season. And the new players get into retirement mode wh... continue

It’s Raining Pens
The Pens made it to game 4! And all of you out there doubted them thinking they would never make it this far in the finals, go home. Just kidding. Everyone makes it to game 4. Even Colorado. But then again, I bet they wished they would have just st... continue